Canada vs US

so tonight I'm listening  to this woman next door to us talking to her mother.  Obviously an American.  She's saying how bad the beach is, well I've never seen any better.  How everything is okay but..... and I'm thinking what more could you expect?  It's AWESOME!!!  In fact FABULOUS!!!!  Well they only have sushi if you order room service.  I'm thinking gag me, in fact let me gag you!  Some people are just never satisfied.  This hotel is just better than best!  Then she says (you're never going to believe this). They get like a hundred and seventy something days of the year without rain!!!!!!!!! It took all I could do to not turn ,my head over the wall and say ARE YOU THAT THICK?????  There are only 365 days in a year!!!! Where are you coming up with these extra days?   But as I get older my filter IS growing believe it or not!
Then today we are having fun watching a very large group enjoy a game.  I think Keri it is the one you wanted left right centre.  Only they came up with a way to play it for money.  Regardless, there was this very loud American lady who could have made a sailor blush with the language that came out of her mouth.  Anyway they were having a blast.  But finally this one Canadian says to her you know what?  I think we should build a wall between Canada and the states. AND. We're going to make YOU guys pay for it!  Well was that pool ever rocking after that!  HILARIOUS!!!  I guess the stats are there are 70 percent Canadians here.  Don't hear much of any other language than English.  Spanish is heard once in a while.  No German, Russian, or anything else.  Guess  it would be nice to know a fact like that before you left home.  This is great!!!!  Love being the majority!!!  Well that's enough of a rant for now, hope you enjoyed it!